There is only one sadist who enjoys making people cry in my life – and that evil bitch is me!
Whilst I appreciate your tough love approach, the ‘no pain, no gain’ aspect of this regime is not one that I am a fan of.
I would suggest you inflict the pain on my husband since he enjoys that but… he’s mine and that’s my job.
As I have been informed that inflicting any form of violence upon you would be frowned on, I shall instead take it out on both Jack and Lucy’s asses. At least that way some fun will had from the doling out of pain.